Ten-Times-Ten Reasons to Love HEAVY METAL MOVIES; Number Ten is Positively the Most Horrifying Internet List Ever Written

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He who controls the spice, controls the universe! And he who controls the lists, controls the Internet. Our esteemed and formidable author Mike “McBeardo” McPadden has ferociously and loudly spent the past year hanging listicle tissues and tendons out to dry on VH1, ripped from the rich juicy red meat of his book HEAVY METAL MOVIES: Guitar Barbarians, Mutant Bimbos & Cult Zombies Amok in the 666 Most Ear- and Eye-Ripping Big-Scream Films Ever!

Sorry that we didn’t have the patience to make you click three times to view each frame of each list! But rest assured, number six will make you question your sanity, number three will make you teary-eyed in a surprising way, number five will be ringing in your ears for years, and numbers one through ten will remind you to pass out copies of HEAVY METAL MOVIES to your friends like hits at a Butthole Surfers reunion.

Top 20 Heavy Metal Horror Movies
http://www.vh1.com/news/53990/top-20-heavy-metal-horror-movies/

13 Scary Awesome Heavy Metal Songs Based on Horror Movies
http://www.vh1.com/news/218359/hard-rock-heavy-metal-songs-based-on-horror-movies/

Christopher Lee’s Top 15 Most Metal Moments
http://www.vh1.com/news/27083/christopher-lee-most-metal-moments/

8 Killer ’80s Heavy Metal Horror Movie Music Videos
http://www.vh1.com/news/217815/hard-rock-heavy-metal-horror-movie-music-videos/

Top 13 Heavy Metal Movie Theme Songs
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/228669/the-top-13-heavy-metal-movie-theme-songs/

18 Killer and/or Kooky TV Appearances by Kiss
http://on.vh1.com/1MpGvdy

6.66 Freakiest Rock-and-Roll Curses
http://www.vh1.com/news/43415/freakiest-rock-curses/

15 Rock Star and Metal Icon Movie Cameos We Never Saw Coming
http://www.vh1.com/news/36592/best-rock-star-movie-cameos/

Rocky Horror Turns 40: Time Warp to 40 Facts About the Cult Classic
http://www.vh1.com/news/49706/rocky-horror-facts/

6.66 Creepiest Charles Manson/Rock-and-Roll Connections
http://www.vh1.com/news/206338/charles-manson-rock-connections/

HEAVY METAL MOVIES: Guitar Barbarians, Mutant Bimbos & Cult Zombies Amok in the 666 Most Ear- and Eye-Ripping Big-Scream Films Ever!

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