Sweden’s two major cultural contributions to the world, binge drinking and death metal, have finally united into one glorious elixir: Ordained Beer. Drink it up to max, max, max, and max.

This miracle drink is the byproduct of SWEDISH DEATH METAL author Daniel Ekeroth’s crushing band USURPRESS, whose Ordained record has been brutalizing ears and smashing hops since October 2014.

Swedes can get the beer through Systembolaget—yes, it’s the government-controlled liquor store that makes all Swedish drunkenness possible, the same outlet that sold over 500,000 bottles of Motörhead wine in one month.

http://www.systembolaget.se/dryck/ol/ordained-3061603

Outside of Sweden, just go read Daniel’s book and catch a contact high.

http://www.swedishdeathmetal.com/

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