Can you handle a YouTube video preview of Fox’s Osbournes: Reloaded, the variety show starring Rosie O’Donnell the cast of MTV’s first, most successful, and most totally real reality show to date? Depends how you relate to a new version of Black Sabbath’s “Changes” featuring a gospel choir, among a few other radical paradigm shifts. Funny that the clip starts by comparing this show to the Simpsons, because the entire three minutes feels like an extended Krusty the Klown presents All-Star Reunion Charity Gala Going-Out-of-Business Bar Mitzvah Neverlebrity Roast of Ozzy Osbourne and the gang of Sharon, Kelly, and Sigmund the Seamonster.

Thanks, Monte, for making me know the truth.


  1. One can only hope that somehow Iron Maiden will infiltrate the studio and pull the plug on these shrill unintersting jackasses sometime during the broadcast. They deserve it. Well, Sharon does at least.

  2. The only good thing to come out of this new show is Kelly Osbourne’s figure….wow, she finally got her shit together. Poor Ozzy, Sharon really is taking over : (


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