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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Billy Squier from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/11/06/teen-music-hell-billy-squier-from-fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-1982-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 12:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Billy Squier’s big beats provide rousing accompaniment to the infuriated Charles Jefferson (Forrest Whittaker) as he assassinates Lincoln High players all over the gridiron.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a way out, Walkman-melting, battery-draining hit parade of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape, crank and use extremely unwisely! Hey man, is that jock rock? Crank it up! Billy Squier’s signature AOR funk rock is muscled up in…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Josie Cotton from VALLEY GIRL (1983) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/07/30/teen-music-hell-josie-cotton-from-valley-girl-1983-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 19:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[One barb against Valley Girl that sticks, though, is that for all of Nicolas Cage’s punk-rock bravado on-screen, no actual punk songs made it into the movie.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a way out, Walkman-melting, battery-sucking hit parade of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape, crank it for use extremely unwisely! The Valley Girl soundtrack is appropriately applauded as one of the decade’s essentials…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Missing Persons from LUNCH WAGON (1981) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/07/17/teen-music-hell-missing-persons-from-lunch-wagon-1981-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2019 19:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Welcome to a way out, Walkman-melting, battery-sucking hit parade of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape, crank it for use extremely unwisely! Track #10. MISSING PERSONS, &#8220;Mental Hopscotch&#8221; from Lunch [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a way out, Walkman-melting, battery-sucking hit parade of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape, crank it for use extremely unwisely! Track #10. MISSING PERSONS, “Mental Hopscotch” from Lunch Wagon (1981) The power couple at…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Krak from HARDBODIES (1984) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/07/09/teen-music-hell-krak-from-hardbodies-1984-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2019 20:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A tsunami of good times out of its tanning oil bottle with an arm musclebound from flexing at the beach]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a Walkman-melting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape. Crank it carefully—and use it extremely unwisely! Track #9. KRAK, “Hardbodies” from Hardbodies (1983) “Hardbodies” the song is the bigger…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Jeff Alan Band from LOSIN&#8217; IT (1983) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/07/02/teen-music-hell-jeff-alan-band-from-losin-i-1983-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 20:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Just like the Tom Cruise and Shelley Long (and Jackie Earle Haley!) movie to which the song is attached, "Losin' It" rings with sexual desperation that only a night in Tijuana can cure.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a Walkman-melting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape. Crank it carefully—and use it extremely unwisely! Track #8. THE JEFF ALAN BAND, “Losin’ It” from Losin’ It (1983) Just like the Tom Cruise…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Rick Springfield from Private School (1983) &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/06/20/teen-music-hell-rick-springfield-from-private-school-1983-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 16:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Welcome to a Walkman-melting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape. Crank it carefully—and use it extremely unwisely! Track #7. RICK SPRINGFIELD, &#8220;The American Girl&#8221; from Private School&#8230;for [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a Walkman-melting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! This is your Teen Movie Hell mixtape. Crank it carefully—and use it extremely unwisely! Track #7. RICK SPRINGFIELD, “The American Girl” from Private School…for Girls (1983) Rick…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Hot Date feat. Corinne Alphen from Spring Break &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/06/11/teen-music-hell-hot-date-feat-corinne-alphen-from-spring-break-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[While no sex or nudity occurs during this musical segment, if the MPAA had decided to give Spring Break an X rating based solely on Corinne Alphen's performance here, no one would have been surprised.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a Walkman-melting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! Every note on this masterful mixtape assaults the ears like the snap of a keg tap, the frenzy of a ferocious food fight, and the squeal of a wicked sax solo played by a dog wearing…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Adam Roth and His Band of Men from Beach House &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/05/31/teen-music-hell-adam-roth-and-his-band-of-men-from-beach-house-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 14:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A prime example of the grimy, dawn-of-the-decade moment when the Ramones somehow constituted “surf rock” along the coastlines of Long Island and the boardwalks of New Jersey]]></description>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Tangerine Dream from Risky Business &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/05/22/teen-music-hell-tangerine-dream-from-risky-business-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2019 17:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The song swells and pulsates and melts in the manner of what Tom Cruise and Rebecca De Mornay do onboard the Pink Line.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to a boombox-blasting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! Every note on this masterful mixtape assaults the ears like the snap of a keg tap, the frenzy of a ferocious food fight, and the squeal of a wicked sax solo played by a dog wearing…</p>
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		<title>TEEN MUSIC HELL: Donna Fein from Midnight Madness &#124; The Official Teen Movie Hell Mixtape Countdown</title>
		<link>https://blog.bazillionpoints.com/2019/05/08/teen-music-hell-donna-fein-from-midnight-madness-the-official-teen-movie-hell-mixtape-countdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2019 18:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Welcome, cable TV, VCR, and drive-in cinema fanatics, to a boombox-blasting, battery-sapping countdown of teen comedy soundtrack cuts assembled by Mike “McBeardo” McPadden, author of TEEN MOVIE HELL: A Crucible of Coming-of-Age Comedies from Animal House to Zapped! Every note on this masterful mixtape assaults the ears like the snap of a keg tap, the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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